No retainers
No monthly invoice for changing a font and scheduling another call.
Agency status: fired
FUCK
AGENCY PAD
$FAP is the meme coin for everyone tired of briefs, meetings, revisions, and agency theatre. No strategy deck. No polished pitch. Just a hand-drawn revolt with a ticker.
NO BRIEF // NO REVISIONS
[01] / ANTI-AGENCY MANIFESTO
Kill the brief.
Ship the meme.
No revisions
The first draft is the final draft. The rough line stays rough.
Pure internet
Attention is the budget. Memes are the campaign. $FAP is the punchline.
[02] / TOKEN DATA
Trust nothing.
Verify $FAP.
Token name
FuckAgencyPad
Ticker
$FAP
Network
TBA // BEFORE LAUNCH
Contract
TBA
Supply / taxes
TBA // VERIFIED DATA ONLY
[03] / ESCAPE PLAN
Fire the agency.
Buy the meme.
Install a wallet
Use a wallet compatible with the announced launch network.Fund it
Get the network’s native coin for the swap and gas.Verify the CA
Copy the contract only from this website and the official X account.Get $FAP
Set the amount. Review. Confirm. Never share your seed phrase. campaign rejected // meme accepted
FUCK THE
AGENCY.
One page. One drawing. One ticker. Follow the official X account for launch updates and verify the contract here before you trade.